Josh seemed to think that you all might enjoy this transcript of our gmail chat conversation, and told me to blog about it. And because I do as I'm told (when I want to), here you are:
Heather: I am annoyed with fedex
and the fact that their lives do not revolve around my iPhone like apparently mine does.
(I might be pathetic)
Josh: :(
what happened?
Heather: nothing i haven't told you
I just want my phone, dangit
and if I dont' get it today, I will have to get out my stabbing stick
and I will be ready to poke
Josh: ... i might stay here a bit longer..
Heather: why is your life not revolving around my phone either????
what did they plant in my head at at&t that turned me into a crazy apple fangirl who can't get a grip?????????
oo, I think fedex is calling
Josh: blog this conversation
And because I am feeling stabby and not too talkative, I'm just gonna sum up the details real quick.
After mulling over the decision for quite awhile, I finally decided to get an iPhone 4. Everywhere is out of stock (because they like to annoy me), so I had to order it. People, I have been fine without an iPhone my entire life, but for some reason once I ordered it, I became increasingly obsessed and my thought process was something like this:
Hmm. What should we have for dinner.
I WANT MY IPHONE.
Ok, I guess I'll make some spaghetti.
I WANT MY IPHONE.
When is Josh going to be here?
IPHONE IPHONE IPHONE IPHONE IPHONE IPHONE IPHONE
You get the picture.
Anyway, apparently today's FedEx driver was a fill-in, and she did not think to leave my package at the apartment office like everyone else does, so I almost lost it. (Yes, you can judge me. I judge myself. In fact, I will judge YOU if you don't judge me.)
(Whoa, this is me not talkative? Yikes...)
I will update you if anyone is stabbed. From jail. But I guess only if I get my iPhone.
7 comments:
This was your best post is 100 years.
Side note... knew a guy (um, I'm married so I don't know him anymore, especially in the form of a "suitor") who, when he got home from his mission, was very concerned for his dad who kept talking about his iPod. ... He thoughts it was an eye infection or something. Re-read your post with that in mind and it's even funnier! Ok, not really, but it might distract you from NOT having your iPhone... OH NO, don't stab me!
ARG! Best post IN 100 years, IN!
... Ok good that I had to correct that. My word verification is probo - obviously pronounced Probe-o ... like that potential name of your stabbing stick? Huh, huh??
Hee hee! Too witty you are, Kelly.
(I do not know why I am talking like Yoda.)
I feel like that and a Crackberry(blackberry)! I get my sons as soon as he leaves for boot camp and he can't leave SOON ENOUGH!
HAHAHA. Heather, I love you. And miss you. :) I want an iPhone.
Steve wants an iPhone, too. But we don't have at&t because they don't have service up here, so he's waiting for Verizon to buy the iPhone...or at&t...or whatever.
But I'm pretty sure he would be ready to stab someone if he thought he wouldn't get it...AFTER he had already bought it. :)
Haha you're funny! I want an iPhone too. My phone here SUCKS, but Tyler doesn't seem to think we need to spend that kind of money. :(
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