Josh seemed to think that you all might enjoy this transcript of our gmail chat conversation, and told me to blog about it. And because I do as I'm told (when I want to), here you are:
Heather: I am annoyed with fedex
and the fact that their lives do not revolve around my iPhone like apparently mine does.
(I might be pathetic)
Heather: nothing i haven't told you
I just want my phone, dangit
and if I dont' get it today, I will have to get out my stabbing stick
and I will be ready to poke
Josh: ... i might stay here a bit longer..
Heather: why is your life not revolving around my phone either????
what did they plant in my head at at&t that turned me into a crazy apple fangirl who can't get a grip?????????
oo, I think fedex is calling
Josh: blog this conversation
And because I am feeling stabby and not too talkative, I'm just gonna sum up the details real quick.
After mulling over the decision for quite awhile, I finally decided to get an iPhone 4. Everywhere is out of stock (because they like to annoy me), so I had to order it. People, I have been fine without an iPhone my entire life, but for some reason once I ordered it, I became increasingly obsessed and my thought process was something like this:
Hmm. What should we have for dinner.
I WANT MY IPHONE.
Ok, I guess I'll make some spaghetti.
I WANT MY IPHONE.
When is Josh going to be here?
IPHONE IPHONE IPHONE IPHONE IPHONE IPHONE IPHONE
You get the picture.
Anyway, apparently today's FedEx driver was a fill-in, and she did not think to leave my package at the apartment office like everyone else does, so I almost lost it. (Yes, you can judge me. I judge myself. In fact, I will judge YOU if you don't judge me.)
(Whoa, this is me not talkative? Yikes...)
I will update you if anyone is stabbed. From jail. But I guess only if I get my iPhone.