Thursday, February 10, 2011

I'm obnoxious.

I haven't blogged in a long ol' time, and it was sporadic enough before that.  This is mostly due to one sad fact, which brings me to the solemn announcement I have to make:


I have lost the funny.


Tear.

And while I lost the funny, I also gained a few inhibitions.

I'll give those of you who know me from my younger days a moment to stop chuckling at the absurdity of my possibly having inhibitions. (Cathy, anyone?)  (Now my inhibitions are screaming at me for linking you to Cathy.)

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But for real - it's true.  And if you're thinking, dude, you weren't that funny before, then, ho-ho-ho, you will be sorely disappointed now.

BUT!  I've decided, with much encouragement (or maybe it should be termed prodding) from some of you, that I should probably just start writing again even though I don't think I have anything to write about, and then maybe - no guarantees - the funny will seep its way back in.  So listen, people.  WE MUSTN'T SCARE THE FUNNY AWAY. We must be patient and nurture it, and never expect too much of it. This could be a painful process (much like this post), so I will not fault you if you cannot power through.

Basically, I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO NOT BE FUNNY.

(I realize the only people reading this are here because they follow in an RSS feed and it told them I posted - and if you don't follow in a feed and checked this on your own, then give yourself 17 loyal points.)

(And apparently my affinity for parentheses took over all the space, and then some, where the funny once resided.)

8 comments:

Rachel said...

Oh, I will always think you are funny.

kelly said...

Was the title a throw back to Finding Nemo? Cause if not, it should be. :)

I have full faith in you to deliver otherwise not humerous things in a funny light.

But even if you don't. ... it's good to see you blogging. I'm a blogging fan. And a Heather fan.

adventure knitter said...

I think you're funny....welcome back...

Jenn said...

wait...why wasn't this post funny?? :) Just kiddin, glad you're back! LOOOOOVE you!

Jewel said...

I love you. And I'm so glad that you are blogging again--even if you don't think you're funny. My blog is rarely if ever funny--and usually not even then. So don't stress.
(and I love the parenthesis. I use them all the time.)
Thank you for blogging! Yay!

M-Cat said...

Please blog again. Bring me some funny since I have completely lost mine

Darren said...

wWoohoo~! '

17 bonus points for me.. but do I loose bonus points cuz Im a relative?

Jenn J said...

17 loyal points, albeit a little late. Excuse: You were far and few between posts for awhile there! PS: I must call you so I can be considered a Utah friend again...